Saturday, February 04, 2006

I Ain't No Kevin Bacon

I have not been as bored as I currently am in the past four years of my life. I can literally feel my brain curdling. Maybe if I drill out my brain, I can fill my emptied skull with hard candy; I mean, who doesn't love hard candy? People that should be shot that's who.

-Thomas

2 Comments:

Blogger Jack said...

I don't know what it is, but I'm fucking bored too. It also seems like a lot of other people are too. I don't know what the deal is, if maybe there's some weather anomolie (yell at me for the spelling) or if somethings in the water or what... I haven't felt a thing since September.

Nbiegp! (Super-obscure underground cookie manufacturer; V9R9D starred in the one and only commercial, 3:56 am on Spnn.)

10:59 PM, February 04, 2006  
Blogger T Kwong said...

Well... I did sacarfice all those versions in an unholy boredom generating ritual.

Xhevt: Term used to describe former pro vomiters.

Professional vommiting began in the late 1920's as an outgrowth in the rise of coke binges. For that reason it enjoyed a brief return in popularity in the late 70's and early 80's, but gradually lost steam as heroin took coke's place as the calssy drug of choice.

-Thomas

7:47 AM, February 06, 2006  

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