Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Name is an Illusion Created to Define that Which Causes Confusion

I don't have a lot of direction with this. I'm simply bored and have had a couple rants in my brain for a little while. I hate midterms.

Daylight savings time fucks with me every year. Not the fall back one (that one's fine, but spring forward? Rape me with an elephant. Every time I look outside I'm confused. I literally feel off balance for a good week until I adjust (there's a reason I don't like to bike as much). I feel constantly late, and I have insane dreams (more dying than usual, yay!).

Conservatism continues to confound me.

If I hear one more piece of shit religious nut job tell me about the sanctity of marriage, but they're not homophobic, I'm going to punch them in their reproductive organs.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to tell all University of Minnesota alumni that want a stadium on campus: pay for it your god damn selves. I can think of more important things for my institute of learning to spend that much state money on then a stadium we'll use a few times per year. I can also think of better use for the twenty-five dollars a semester, thanks. So, if you want it so bad, you can pay for it. Current students that want one: you can contribute as much money as you want. Just don't make me pay for your self-esteem boost, you insecure little fucks.

One last thing: stay up tonight.

I mean it. You can do so in whatever method you choose, but stay up. For at two minutes and three seconds after one, one of those crazy time things shall occur. In particular, it's only once every century. Is numerology silly? Sure it is, but hopefully you still like to giggle at weird nerdy things, get excited at planning to stay up, "late," or just really like counting.

So, stay up. Have sex until 1:00, watch a bunch of movies, study, set an alarm if you have to, but be up at 01:02:03, 04/05/06.



Blogger Jack said...

Spring Ahead blows.

11:48 PM, April 04, 2006  
Blogger Jesse said...

I'll blow you, Jack.

Wait, no, uh, shit.

12:16 AM, April 05, 2006  
Blogger Jack said...

Uh, okay. If you must. But I'm not going to buy you dinner or call you in the morning or anything. It's not a macho trip or anything, but this is going to have to be strictly a physical relationship.

4:45 PM, April 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well I tried to have sex till 1:00...

10:28 PM, April 05, 2006  

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