Friday, October 21, 2005

She Says, "I Don't Wear Makeup to Work Anymore Because Everyday I Cry."

How's that for a ray of sunshine? Speaking of which:

BAM and fucking BAM.

Those aren't approval ratings, hell, Bush probably wishes he had Nixon's approval ratings these days. Holy fucking mother of god.

I can't tell you all how happy this makes me, I really can't. I'm *sniff* I really *sniff* had y'know *sniff* lost faith in America you know?

Who am I kidding? I still don't have faith in America.



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1:56 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger T Kwong said...

I just thought I'd let you know that you're a fucking tool, man. A tool of the fucking system, man.


2:07 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger Jack said...

But Tom... These colors... They... they don't run...

What does this mean? Are the colors running? I never learned what numbers meant.

7:39 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger T Kwong said...

These colors don't run is all like, "yeah, man, our country, it ain't fake, man; it's real, man. And, y'know, this flag, man, that, like, symbolizes are nation, man, it won't ever run." It's also saying, "USA AIN'T NO COWARD, WE NEVER RUN!"


10:36 AM, October 22, 2005  
Blogger Jesse said...

That's the same justification that I give for why I don't wear pants to work.

I'm kidding. If "every day I cry" were a valid justification for not doing something, I wouldn't do anything ever.

4:32 PM, October 26, 2005  

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